Shwantz is a High School computer science teacher whose only crime is that he taught too well... But Shwantz ain't your ordinary teacher; Shwantz is young, cool, hip, single, been to Harvard University, drives a Mazaratti and all the chicks dig him. Shwantz has MOJO!

Old buddy and Old chum are Shwantz's most notorious students. Old chum was the class ace while old buddy just cheated off him. Because of this, they had plenty of free time each day to contemplate just who the real Shwantz was. And they took great liberty of documenting and archiving the Shwantz legend for the world to view and treasure for generations to come.

Moze, Jer, Olebuddy, Olechum, Churilla Hoves, Bird, Snake