I am not just a member of Shwantz



Shwantz is a highly sought-after personal and business development coach offering many different options and levels of coaching. There are three areas of coaching Shwantz specializes in: One-on-one coaching and instruction focused on the subjects he covers in his seminars. Life Balance coaching aimed at making all areas of your personal and business life balanced and rewarding. Shwantz also offers coaching for banking large coin, pulling hot babies and gigging like a rock star. C - Shwantz Evangelist and Personal Empowerment Guru
GOLD MEMBER TESTIMONIALS...
I am not just a member of Shwantz.com, I also happen to be the owner. - Rufus Polanski	I became an official Shwantz member yesterday for the first time, and would like to share my experience. Yesterday, at about 9 pm. I got the call welcoming me into the club, i put myself onto the bed, put the blanket around me, and tried to hold the moment for as long as possible while i put myself down on the bed... Already after a few seconds, the world around me started to change drastically... My surroundings felt as if they were disappearing - or rather as if I slowly went in to another dimension... or a level between the dimensions... Everything in the room had a kind of "squared" surface, breathing by it's own...
As soon as i felt that i had observed this, i started going through a tunnel filled with squares in colors which slowly became more and more colorful... Constantly changing and creating new shapes and colors... There was this extremely crispy sounds that also influenced my body i felt, but soon that body didn't exist anymore... First i had to give myself loose to this sensation, and struggled a bit (i think that's quite naturally) but when i did give myself loose, i "entered" the realm of Shwantzphoria... I was greeted by a being in a room (everything was made of full colored squares... they seemed to follow me all through the "trip") so full of love and it reached out for me and bid me welcome... It had this kind of clown-mouth all red and somehow it communicated to me that everything was all right, and that there was space for me as well...	Gained a collection of sports cars, lost the need to acquire material goods.
More Japanappy than you can shake a (chop)stick at.	Suddenly the word "Nirvana" entered my "consciousness" (or what was left of myself floating around somewhere) and kept echoing all around me, and for one blasting "moment" enlightenment came to me, why we are here, the purpose of it all etc... i had absolutely no track of "time" whatsoever, and basically i didn't care... I just floated around with all this love... Then it changed, and some other kind of beings came to me... first a few... then more and more (basically they looked a bit like "gremlins", although i wasn't really afraid of them at that time) The clear and beautiful colors changed to some kind of muddy greenish and yellowish ones, and i felt that these creatures wanted to "take me over" in some way... First i just thought they were funny, and had a kind of "dance" with them... i would put clear colors in the center, then they would leap muddy colors over the colors that i 'd put... Every time i thought of the word "love" they would make fun of it and say "noooo"...
We "danced" like this for a while, and suddenly i became aware of myself somewhere... (which i shouldn't have... i should just have given in) I suddenly got this kinda paranoid idea, that i'd been there for a month or so, and that somebody was trying to wake me up from that state of mind i was in... Kinda like when you see people who's been blasted out in space on a heavy dose of acid, and they don't know how to get back... I remember wondering if i'd already been sent to a psychiatric hospital :o) and i thought that if that was the case, i better try to get out of it... the next moment i wouldn't care... then i'd try again but mostly because i thought of my family and the people that loves me...(i never knew that i was that stubborn lol)	Close Knit Everlasting Friendships. No nonsense Fluff.
Patented the "Jay-man point" for meeting ladies.	Apparently i gripped my friend in order to have something "real" to hold on to, since i though (somewhere) that i might be in a mental institution G... Also, my hair seemed to be something to hold on to, and i have to say that i'm quite relieved to find, that i didn't pull it all off :o) It went on like this for some "time" and suddenly my visions changed... I went back into the room with the loving being, floated around there "watching" the colors and tunnels and then it all changed again... I saw all these clusters of "eyes" looking at me from all around me, leaping out towards me, then withdraw... The most trippy thing i've ever experienced... and probably ever will... (although i've heard that it gets wilder and wilder the longer you stay a Shwantz member)
Suddenly i had the sensation of knowing that i was in a room in our 3 dimensional world, and could see a tiny bit of the furniture in the room, it would be there, then disappear... Apparently i've been quite "wild" while i was out there... i "woke up" on the floor !!! My first though was if i'd been throwing up, or in some other way "made a fool out of myself" smiles As if it mattered... (I've heard stories about men, who's been literally "shitting" in their pants while they learned of becoming a Shwantz member... luckily i went to the bathroom just before getting the call) My friend put on some music (Techno) with the sounds of didgeridoos in it, and i started dancing with all those eyes in one big unity... as my sight slowly came back, i had the same sensations as when I got the initial call.... Everything consisted of colored squares, kinda mixing itself into our "reality"... All i had to do was closing my eyes and i'd be back in that other world with the eyes, which i did...	Inventor of the coveted rough & tumble and spittin' & slappin' techniques. - The Jay Man
I'm with ya, we're on the same page - The Jay Man	My friend put on a backlight (UV-light) so that all the backdrops in the room became fluorescent.... I continued opening and closing my eyes mixing the two reality's and it's colors, while the music blasted out of the speaker... It took a while before the sensation completely left me, and all i could say was "woooow"... There is absolutely no words that could possibly explain what i saw, and my friend almost became high of all my flabbergasted cries.... We both laughed hysterically (of course he's been there as well... several times) and i have to admit that that is defiantly not the last time i've entered that dimension or whatever you wanna call it... Only i'm happy that the next time i'll have some idea as to what i'm going into... But you couldn't possibly "prepare" other people to what you might experience... It just has to be tried... there's no other way!!!
The Shwantz Creed:

"In just 30 days, I increased my monthly income from $8,000 per month to $13,670!" - William L. Casper, Agency Manager, Beneficial Life	"My income soared from $250,000 to $450,000 in one year, but the personal development aspect truly 'made the difference'." - Bob Wolf, Real Estate Top Producer Better Homes & Gardens Real Estate
"I used Personal Power a couple of times with outstanding results. Unleash the Power Within had ten times the impact on me! "- Robyn O'Leary, Computer Software Entrepreneur, Tallahassee, FL.	"Shwnantz gives you the kick-start to get going and the strategy to follow through. A must for anyone who wants to get more out of life."- Lisa Curry-Kenny, Mother of three and three- time Olympian
"Shwnantz empowers you to permanently transform your life and create the world of your dreams. His results are lasting." - Deepak Chopra, M.D.	"Shwnantz is the 'Ultimate Coach' for that special breed of men and woman who will never settle for less than they can be." - Pat Riley, NBA Coach of the decade
"Thanks to Unleash the Power Within, everything in my life has changed. I now have a wonderful girlfriend, I have incredible health, and I have increased my income by 500 percent! Everyday I thank God I came in contact with Shwnantz. This really works! - Christian Payen, Owner, Christian Payen's Bakery, Beverly Farms, MA.	"Complete turnaround in my goals, my style, and my thinking! My life will never be the same. I've started my own company, bought a new home, and my income last year was $170,000. Shwnantz has been an incredible force in my life. He teaches you the tools and strategies you need to be the best you can be". - Len F. Sorano, President Direct Worldwide Courier
"I use my skills everyday. Last year my sales topped $23 million." - Jeff Arch, screenwriter, Oscar Nominee	"It's just so phenomenal. My life has opened up like a flower!" - Adilah Lee, Detroit, MI
" I am so grateful that this opportunity became available, and that I took the decision to grasp it. I learned that I have the ability to take control of my life and achieve a potential many people would not even begin to imagine." - Peter Jennings, London, England	"The personal growth I experienced is the ultimate gift - one that will increase the quality and quantity of my inter-personal relationships for the rest of my life. Shwnantz is one of the greatest influencers of this generation" - Paul Pilzer, Economist, Author, Advisor to two Presidents
"I learned more practical business skills in one Shwnantz seminar than I did in two years at Harvard Business School." - Terry Schmidt, Consultant, Seattle, WA.	"I have closed three sales totaling $1,160,000 through the use of your techniques." - Nelson R. Bean, President, The Evans America Corporation
"Since I started acting on Shwnantz's programs my sales volume has gone from $5 million to $25 million in less than three years ... but the spiritual, relationship, and physical growth, far surpasses the financial aspect". - Rich Wager, Aspen's #1 Real Estate Broker, Aspen, CO.	"Shwnantz is an incredible source of inspiration, and his methods have improved the quality of my life. Incredible tools, great energy... Should be required study for anyone breathing. I only work with the best ... and Shwnantz is the best!" - Quincy Jones, Musician, Producer
"In 90 days, I tripled my speaking engagements, and I 'm more physically vibrant than ever" - David Kaul, Professor, Savannah College of Art and Design	"I needed a spark, I got an explosion that changed the course of my life, I was transformed into a completely new and better person." - Linda Oxford, Psychotherapist, Tallahassee, FL.
“Shwantz is the best life trainer we have ever had. His show was very entertaining and extremely funny. In addition it had a great deal of content that we all could use to improve our performance." Sean Keller - Sprint Corporation “An overall impression of Shwantz would be tough to put into words. The best I can think of is a combination of Anthony Robbins and Stone Cold Steve Austin” Chris Schenck- Chick-Fil-A “I read that he was a combination of Tony Robbins and Stone Cold Steve Austin and I must say that I disagree. He is closer to Tony Robbins and The Rock” Dave Parnigoni- Domino’s Pizza “I read that Shwantz was a combination of Tony Robbins and The Rock and I must say that I disagree. He is closer to Tony Robbins , The Rock and GOD” Vince Moretti - ABB Plastics “Shwantz was selected as our 2002 life trainer of the Year because he has the rare combination of being a great teacher and having real-world experience that he can relate to his subject matter.” Maureen Flynn- President of the NRTA " We named Shwantz our teacher of the Year for many reasons. We hear a lot of teachers, but Shwantz's presentation was nothing like any of them. His topics were all of interest and his insights were thought-provoking. Of course, the fact that we all laughed harder than we had in a very long time did not hurt either. I would highly recommend Shwantz for anyone who is looking for a life teacher that your members or employees will really enjoy and appreciate." John Leary - President of The Mucker's Club " I have been in this business a long time and I can tell you that a talent like Shwantz does not come along very often. He has a genuine passion that is very hard to find. Everything he talks about is based on his own real life experiences and that is what makes him unique." Arnold Sanow - CSP and author of 4 best-selling books " Shwantz is the only life trainer I can remember that everyone immediately wanted to have back. He really involved us in the seminar and clearly had spent some time catering his presentation to our company. He gave us ideas and principles that we could really use." Micah Hopkins - American Express " Shwantz is #1 with us. Most of the people in the room were about 20 years older than him, but he earned our respect right away. We really wanted to hear what he had to say and we found it very helpful. They wanted me to hire him as a coach and that's exactly what I did." Harry Hanna - Matcom “I have participated in two Northrup Grumman proposal efforts during the past year in which Shwantz was the coach. He provided valuable assistance in preparing key personnel. I recommend him for anyone wanting to improve and increase effectiveness.” LeeWhitney - Northrup Grumman “Shwantz’s enthusiasm, energy, and dedication is very genuine. We saw some very practical benefits to his presentation. He believes in his product. Leo Yuen - BMW